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Whats Jokes
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
