Whats jokes
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.