Whats jokes
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.