What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Whats Jokes
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
