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What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

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    • What's the difference between jam and jelly?

    You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

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    • Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?

    What is going on here?

    Breakfast! 😂

    What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

    "I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

    What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

    Still being in the orphanage at 13.

    What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

    Here comes the airplane.

    One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

    Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

    Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

    One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

    That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!