Whats jokes
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.