What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Whats Jokes
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
