Whats jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.