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What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?

A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.