Whats jokes
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.