What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Whats Jokes
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
