What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Whats Jokes
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
