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What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.

What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.

What do you call a black person having a fit?

A chocolate milkshake.

What is a pedophile's favorite planet?

Uranus.

What's the similarity between your money and your life?

It just keeps going down.

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?

They both like oil.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.