What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
