What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Whats Jokes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.