Whats jokes
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.