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Whats jokes

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

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    • I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

    He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

    I asked, "Where are you going?"

    He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

    I asked, "What do they do there?"

    He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

    I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

    He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

    To start, I'm a big fella in size.

    I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

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    • What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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    • There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

    What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

    The women.

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    • What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

    What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

    A Krispy Kreme Mac.