Whats jokes
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.