What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
Whats Jokes
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!