Whats jokes
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! š
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What is yellow and canāt fly?
A school bus.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.