Whats jokes
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What is yellow?
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What is your address?
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What is the address?
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What?
What picture is that?
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!