Whats jokes
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.