Whats jokes
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What is this joke?
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"