Whats jokes
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."