Whats jokes
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!