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Gun

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost.

So as they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun." And the man from New York said, "Bring me a gun as well!"

The guy was confused but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For the France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shooting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, "Well...sh!# that didn't go as planned."

Hair

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Spine

You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

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  • Rock

    What can a rock possibly say?

    Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

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  • Gun

    What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

    A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

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  • Cancer

    What's the difference between me and cancer?

    My dad didn't beat cancer.

    Tower

    I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”

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  • Stripper

    Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

    A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

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  • Pussy

    What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

    Woman

    How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!

    What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!

    Shower

    What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

    If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

    Cucumber

    What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?

    Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

    Dog

    What do you call a dog without legs?

    Nothing, it won't come either way.

    Jumper

    What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

    Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.