Whats Jokes

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

A corpse, of course!

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

A: Nothing! He was hung over.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.

What do you call a letter using the bathroom?

The P.

So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?

Alien vs. Predator.

What do you call my dick?

A. A monster.

What do you call a person with cancer?

A ghost with a body.

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?

Beef strokin' off.

What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?

"Here's the beef of the week!"

What does a cow say when he remembers something?

"I have deja moo!"

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.