Whats

Whats Jokes

Salt

What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?

That’s assault!

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Lake

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

TV

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Dick

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Wheelchair

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

Psychic

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Sport

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

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  • Skeleton

    What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

    The trom-BONE!

    P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

    Coconut

    What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

    One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

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  • Orgasm

    What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

    I don't care if she has one.

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