Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.