Whats jokes
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.