Whats jokes
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What time eeeeeee?