Whats jokes
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call a mushroom đ with many friends?
A fungi.
Whatâs a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Whatâs the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? đ
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Whatâs an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."