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What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
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What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What is a difference between a tree and...
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?