What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Whats Jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
