Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.