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Whats jokes

The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.

What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

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  • What's the difference between a bicycle?

    A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.

    I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

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  • What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?

    Bisexual.

    What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

    gay now, heterosexual later.