Whats jokes
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?