What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
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What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
