What do you call jokes
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.