What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
