What do you call jokes
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.