What do you call jokes
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.