What do you call jokes
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.