What do you call jokes
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!