What do you call jokes
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!