What do you call jokes
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.