What do you call jokes
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.