What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
