What do you call jokes
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.