What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.