What do you call jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).