What do you call jokes
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)