What do you call jokes
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.