What do you call jokes
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.