What do you call jokes
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.