What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call James, James?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
