What do you call jokes
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!