What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels ššššššš
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
