What do you call jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.