What do you call jokes
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.