What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.