What do you call it jokes
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.