What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.