What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
