What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a door? A floor.
