What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.