What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?

A BUNny.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

What do you call a kid in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?