What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!