What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.