what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
