What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.