What Do You Call a... jokes

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

What do you call a Muslim bee?

Habibee.

What do you call a very long bowl?

Manute Bowl.

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

What do you call a fast Panera Bread?

Panera Sped.

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?

Names.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.