What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
