Well Jokes

If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png

sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!

Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife

What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad

to RANDYYYY,

hi randy this is ALYA i dont want. to fight with you if your an orphan and you do know about your past you probably get sad right? well these jokes just bring up the bad times up for me.

-ALYA with love

dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?

White on white crime l, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, your to young to smoke..."

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well

When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they arn't hugging right?

Just barely hugging you! lol

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!

“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”

The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

Kid: Dad whats a dark joke? Dad: well you see that guy over there? tell him to wave. Kid: but dad im blind. Dad: exactly, also the dude had no arm