Well jokes
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.