Well jokes
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Are you peeling well?
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.