Well jokes
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Are you peeling well?
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D