Well jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!