Well jokes
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner đ˝
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Memes
Are you peeling well?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Whatâs the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they werenât always orphans.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.